Troy and Abed
Both: You really think that you can rap ‘gainst Abed and Troy?
Abed: Then step into our pillow fort and think again, boys.
Troy: You hang out in bars, then sleep in bed alone.
Troy: In the bunk under me is the best friend I’ve ever known.
Both: We’re bilingual, diverse, and…
Jasmine Ray Aj you’ll love this
I FUCKING LOVE ORANGE JUICE
Ain’t no one mess with tiny hippo.
Brandon, this is what I’m doing whenever your talking to Marissa.
I love lamb. Lamb is so good. Lamb is the greatest food in the entire world. No other food can compete with lamb. Eggs? Fuck em! Pasta? Go suck a cock, pasta. Nothing comes close to the succulent flavors and sensual juices of lamb. It’s rambunctious. Even Cee Lo Green likes lamb, and he’s a turtle. All other foods can go hang themselves while jerking off to gay midget blood orgy’s. Fuck yeah, lamb! Fuck yeah!
This is how I feel trying to have a conversation with Matisse.
